Since my printer ran out of ink, nagpaprint ako sa labas ng mga requirements ko that I need to pass today. The lady assistant having trouble accessing my files,
ME: Ate, ako na. Ganito yan.
LADY ASSISTANT: Oo, alam ko yan. Huwag mo ako sabihan ng gagawin. Saan ka ba nag-aral? Mapua lang naman ha?!
ME: Mapua lang? I bet you couldn’t even afford a single unit of a program offered there. Just so you know, this building, where you are working, Mapuan ang architect. So don’t say “Mapua lang,” because everything that you see is a product of Mapua.